My first interview was very informal and short and the interviewee would rather not have his name published.

ME: "Do you masturbate in class?"
GUY: "No"
ME: "Then why do u have a whole in ur sweatshirt?"
GUY: "There is a difference between massaging and masturbating."

I find it hilarious, if u dont, well, dont read it

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